In the Adventures of Super Secret Liam Pants Superhero we join his defenseless mother in the parking lot of the Los Angeles Zoo where said Superhero has figured out to open “The Munchie Mug” which as the add on Amazon says “Top Rated Spill Resistant Snack Cup”….they never met my boy!

My boy is the total opposite of my Tween Princess.  With Kaila we never had locks on cabinets or hid poisons.  She just was fine not exploring too much.  I did explain to her that there were poisons under the cabinet and that if she drank them she’d die and I think that worked (explained very kindly).  My boy on the other hand would probably want to try the poison to see if it’s true.

Let’s take a look back at why my hair is going much more grey since June 12, 2010.

1. Said Superhero was born 1 month early and with feeding issues to where he got down to about 4 lbs.
2. Learned on his own right when he could how to get his protected gate moved from our kitchen area.
3. Learned to slide boxes and flip them over to climb OVER, yes over toddler gates.
4. Learned that climbing up on the recliner to get to the small side table and stand was a great idea.
5. Mastered climbing into his highchair in about 5 seconds (thank God he’s tiny)
6. Found it’s so much fun to climb onto his changing table.
7. Realized you can open drawers in the kitchen to climb up on the counter.
8. Thinks surfing down slides is much more fun.  Sitting is so boring.
9. Enjoying the game of “Let me run, fall, skin my knees, laugh, and do it again”
10. Opening anything he can to make a lovely mess.
11. NO snack container is safe, no juice cup will ever fully survive.
12. Any chair is just a opportunity for him to climb somewhere dangerous.
13. Opening doors, any door, including to the outside.  <~~~ My new personal favorite.

It’s a wonder I’m still here.  We took a almost 10 year break between our kids because of my health.  I love my son so much but a TV show about him would be so entertaining.

He’s really keeping me on my toes.  We’ve just gotten delivered his play yard for the backyard this summer.  Stay tuned for more Adventures with Super Secret Liam Pants Superhero!